tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56897932011-07-14T19:42:36.631-05:00Land of the Hate CamelDon't pet the hump. I bite.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comBlogger3551100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1105030068143160572005-01-06T10:44:00.000-06:002005-01-06T10:47:48.143-06:00What the fuck are you doing here?
The new site is getting all the updates from here on.
AnotherMillionMiles.com
AnotherMillionMiles Message Boardkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103906695789024012004-12-24T10:43:00.000-06:002004-12-24T10:44:55.790-06:00New site
Remember that the new site is:
Another Million Miles
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103906288570561952004-12-24T10:31:00.000-06:002004-12-24T10:38:08.570-06:00Human resources people are evil
I've been fucked over by my fair share of human resources people in my day, so a letter like this cracks me up. They're one step below sales and marketing people, in my opinion. The whole purpose of their job is to fuck company employees out of as much money as possible to save the company money, while torturing new applicants in interviews for positions they know killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103905897456176142004-12-24T10:29:00.000-06:002004-12-24T10:31:37.456-06:00Greed, greed, greed
I won't go on a rant about the materialism of Christmas, or even the bastardization of the meaning of the holiday. Instead I give you this:
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103903407205317642004-12-24T09:48:00.000-06:002004-12-24T09:50:07.206-06:00Merry fucking Christmas
It's nice to see Santa Claus still loves his work:
Letters to Santa with replieskillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103838095691158032004-12-23T15:22:00.000-06:002004-12-23T15:41:35.690-06:00Where the fuck have I been?
I've been making the new site. I've been threatening to do it for forever, so I might as well carry through with something for once.
The new joint: Another Million Miles.
The link to the new message board is on there, or click here.
I'll leave the link to the old board up for a couple of days, then make the switch on here. Not long after that, I'm going to pack killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103320163634440072004-12-17T15:47:00.000-06:002004-12-17T15:49:23.633-06:00That's bullshit. Well, close enough.
This makes every bone in my bastardized tree hugging body quiver in delight.
CNN article on a turkey crap power plantkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103056613858774582004-12-14T14:35:00.000-06:002004-12-14T14:36:53.856-06:00Mommy, what are you doing with the Easter Bunny?
The Easter Bunny loves strap-ons
Earning more chocolate, perhaps?killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1103003506126080622004-12-13T23:47:00.000-06:002004-12-13T23:51:46.126-06:00Japanese people are fucked up
I had no idea that there was a demand for Michael Jackson blow up dolls, much less one dressed like Santa.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1102727058862541682004-12-10T18:49:00.000-06:002004-12-10T19:04:18.863-06:00There's so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to start.
Wal-Mart sued over Evenescence lyrics
My favorite quote(Emphasis added):
"I don't want any other families to get this, expecting it to be clean. It needs to be removed from the shelves to prevent other children from hearing it," said plaintiff Trevin Skeens of Brownsville.
Skeens said he and his wife, Melanie, let their killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1102653119842868882004-12-09T22:14:00.000-06:002004-12-09T22:31:59.843-06:00Ephebiphobia
Too many people have cellphones. I'm fucking tired of it. It's nothing more than a digital leash.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1102451122300007772004-12-07T14:15:00.000-06:002004-12-07T14:25:22.300-06:00Well, that's done.
I finished San Andreas. It would have been done earlier if I hadn't fucked around so much. Why do something with a goal when it's so much fun creating mayhem?
I'm going ahead with my previous plans to move the site. The new domain is already bought and the site and board will be up in the next couple of weeks.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1102090930185846672004-12-03T10:16:00.000-06:002004-12-03T10:22:10.186-06:00I love them bikinis
More great bikini pictures.
Malibu Strings - Mindy
Malibu Strings Competitionkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1101846446126118462004-11-30T14:25:00.000-06:002004-11-30T14:27:26.126-06:00Fun in the Sun
More naked women. What can I say, I'm lazy lately.
Crazy college chickskillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1101618566411375832004-11-27T22:58:00.000-06:002004-11-27T23:10:33.750-06:00Nothin' but a G-thang
I have been playing San Andreas non stop for a month now. It's eating my fucking life. What a great game.
The guy that made this guide has been my hero for the last week.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1101342945168103132004-11-24T18:20:00.000-06:002004-11-24T18:35:45.170-06:00Fun with guns
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100903967267123972004-11-19T16:31:00.000-06:002004-11-19T16:39:27.266-06:00That's alot of whale tail
stringbovenjebroekenrojfudtbbeygsbnsmdfbhfbusfbhdybvc.com or something like thatkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100900830132369422004-11-19T15:37:00.000-06:002004-11-19T15:47:10.133-06:00How to fail on multiple wars simultaneously
Here's a great article by CNN showing the massive success we've had in our wars on terror and drugs in Afghanistan. Here's my favorite parts:
The Afghanistan Opium Survey 2004 found that cultivation rose 64 percent over 2003, with 323,701 acres dedicated to the poppies that produce opium.
This year's cultivation was up by nearly two-thirds, it found. killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100790759511431772004-11-18T09:10:00.000-06:002004-11-18T09:12:39.510-06:00Desperate need for someone with foresight
Maybe it's just me, but when building this airport, I would have thought to move the runway away from the beach a little bit.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100735999389444492004-11-17T17:56:00.000-06:002004-11-17T17:59:59.390-06:00Monster Mashup
I'm not much of a Jay Z fan, but this is one of the best music videos that I've seen in quite some time. Very fucking well done. Dead men can really fucking dance.
The Grey Videokillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100497907676875822004-11-14T23:49:00.000-06:002004-11-14T23:51:47.676-06:00Coming soon, twelve post-mortem albums
Another dead rapper. ODB ends up as just OD.
CNN.com articlekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100378613670548612004-11-13T14:42:00.000-06:002004-11-13T14:43:33.670-06:00Obnoxious liberal joke of the day
One night George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House
bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing beside him. Bush
looks up and asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help
the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington
advises, then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again when he sees the ghostkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100191688729979922004-11-11T10:37:00.000-06:002004-11-11T10:48:08.730-06:00Why? Just why, dude?
This is possibly the most horrifying thing I've seen this year. This dude just needs a big fucking bitchslap to knock some sense into him.
Be warned. Not for the gummi of heart.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1100023861078637942004-11-09T13:08:00.000-06:002004-11-09T12:11:01.076-06:00Fucking hippies
I'm not positive what's going on here, but I'm relatively certain it's some environmental protest. I'm a tree hugger as much as the next guy, but I'm sure if the tree could talk even it would tell them to fuck off.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1099951713649916222004-11-08T16:01:00.000-06:002004-11-08T16:08:33.650-06:00More fun with keywords
Here's the new keyword list that people are using to find the site:
mailbox boobie trap - I don't even remember this one
girls of walmart - boobies
camel bite statistics - I'm not just a tool, I'm a reference tool.
lindsey marshall - If I had known this bitch was so popular, I never blogged about her
hate camel
adult sex camel - I hope they were just looking for a male killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1099427018529612552004-11-02T14:20:00.000-06:002004-11-02T14:29:31.606-06:00More web whores
I've been a fan of darkhorizons.com for a long time, but their new design sucks. Here's a funny story ripping on the dude that does all the interviews for them, Paul Fisher. I've never read much of his stuff, I went there more for the news than stupid interviews.
HollywoodBitchslap.comkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1099426818730446972004-11-02T14:18:00.000-06:002004-11-02T14:20:18.730-06:00That's my Bush
Here's an interesting story for election day.
Morons.orgkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1099286926913814742004-10-31T23:23:00.000-06:002004-10-31T23:28:46.913-06:00If the trend is any indication
The Packers won today. By the Redskins home game theory, that means Kerry will win the election. That doesn't mean I'm any less skeptical.
Michael Moore decided he needs to document the election to make sure the Republicans don't repeat the silly intimidation techniques they've used in other elections.
New York Post article
Personally I think that both parties dokillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098915240681220372004-10-27T16:54:00.000-05:002004-10-27T17:14:00.680-05:00It's all in the details
I'm driving home from work today, and I end up behind this big pickup truck. It's a pretty normal thing where I live. This time, it was much better, though. I end up laughing my ass off. You see the truck had a big back window graphic. I had seen plenty of them before.
Flags are common, camouflage, shit like that are all very commonplace on these big redneck graphics. killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098769487259264582004-10-26T01:42:00.000-05:002004-10-26T00:56:44.583-05:00I get bored
I got drunk and found a temporary board. Productivity at it's finest, motherfuckers. We'll see if it'll let me post porn or not.
killeridea's temp boardkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098762502458689522004-10-25T22:34:00.000-05:002004-10-25T22:48:22.456-05:00The Planet is Dead
The Planet has officially met its end. I suppose I should clarify. The Earth is dying, yes, but not dead. The Scorched Planet is dead. That will half my daily hit count. I'll miss it, but all good things must come to an end.
In a semi-related note, registration is still closed at AICN. That makes it three months since the promised re-opening. I can guarantee that the closing killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098483958456368242004-10-22T17:09:00.000-05:002004-10-22T17:25:58.456-05:00More spousal abuse humor
Another article about Muslim women and their acceptance of being beaten by their husbands. These never fail to crack me up. There aren't any funny quotes like the last one, but the statistics are fucking great.
TurkishPress.comkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098373542703312312004-10-21T10:42:00.000-05:002004-10-21T10:45:42.703-05:00A Frida without a unibrow
This is a much better looking Frida than the movie one. Apparently she's on some TV show somewhere.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098372612493041432004-10-21T10:25:00.000-05:002004-10-21T10:30:12.493-05:00I'm turning blue
The Red Sox win. Great, now I have to hold my breath for another week. I keep thinking that it's just setting everyone up for the inevitable collapse to crush the spirits yet again. I just remember what happened last year after the Sox came back in dramatic fashion to win a series to move to the next round. Aaron Fucking Boone.
Shilling has got some serious balls, though. I'll killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098330609687191222004-10-20T22:48:00.000-05:002004-10-20T22:50:09.686-05:00The premiere food service industry terrorist
This is true to the great spirit of Fight Club.
TGIF menu prank
I found the link on ApeChild.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098313608419646402004-10-20T18:02:00.000-05:002004-10-20T18:08:14.716-05:00Do whoever a spider can
It's entertaining that a guy thought it would be sexy for his chick to dress up in a Spiderman costume. I mean c'mon, everybody knows that Supergirl is way hotter.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098110609230098582004-10-18T09:39:00.000-05:002004-10-18T09:43:29.230-05:00My name is mud
There's nothing I love more than dirty bitches. I take that back. Maybe filthy whores.
Muddy girlskillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098058402370865012004-10-17T19:10:00.000-05:002004-10-17T19:13:22.370-05:00Co-workers I would like to have
I work with boring people. This guy sounds like he would be a blast to work with.
Craigslist entry
"To Vijay, in Marketing: I know you're not related to the golfer Vijay Singh. I know me saying you are is not only a tad racist (all Fijians are the same, etc) but also just stupid, considering people's relations are not measured by their first names, but rather killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1098047517142408062004-10-17T16:08:00.000-05:002004-10-17T16:11:57.143-05:00And now, for my next trick...
There's rumors that Bush 2 is negotiating for Bin Laden with China. Who knows if this is bullshit or not, but I've been saying ever since the Iraq distraction started that Bush 2 would pull the fucker out of a hat like a magician a few days before the election.
Hoffmania.com articlekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097960567578188802004-10-16T15:50:00.000-05:002004-10-16T16:02:47.580-05:00Jon Stewart is best when he's a dick
Jon Stewart went on Crossfire and really laid into the guys for being the usual media idiots.
IFilm clip of Crossfirekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097814438367462982004-10-14T23:24:00.000-05:002004-10-14T23:27:18.366-05:00I had given up on the Oscars
The Oscars will be hosted by Chris Rock this year. That means no Steve Martin, no Billy Crystal, and no Whoopi Goldberg. It also means it has the potential to actually be entertaining this year, so I might actually watch them. My suggestion would be to run a ten second delay and let Rock loose. Just bleep out the colorful stuff.
CNN.com articlekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097762827904404292004-10-14T09:02:00.000-05:002004-10-14T09:07:07.906-05:00Go Pack Go
A true urban legend is a rare thing. One of them is that the winner of the last Washington Redskins home game prior to the election determines the presidential victor. If the Redskins win and the party in power stays in power. If the opposition wins, the other party takes the White House. This year it's the Packers. It's a really interesting theory, and an even scarier thought killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097762508900602522004-10-14T08:59:00.000-05:002004-10-14T09:01:48.900-05:00How about some lesbians?
The last picture is my favorite.
Luba and Marketakillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097707004855513762004-10-13T17:34:00.000-05:002004-10-13T17:36:44.856-05:00She's good for something, I guess
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097638628688407132004-10-12T22:34:00.000-05:002004-10-12T22:37:08.690-05:00That's alot of racism.
Current slur count: 2,346. I think it might be one of the places where there is truly something for everybody.
The Racial Slur Databasekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097504249069113012004-10-11T09:15:00.000-05:002004-10-11T09:19:04.780-05:00Superman's Dead
I don't do silly eulogy shit. I post porn.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097466576031738902004-10-10T22:29:00.000-05:002004-10-10T22:49:36.030-05:00Fun with Google
I'm a big fan of Google image search. On a whim tonight, I decided to Google image search killeridea. I had never done it before. A regular Google search brings up this, but I don't really have any pictures associated with the site. I was extremely disappointed not to have any porn come up. Here's what came up instead.
I love Rage Against the Machine, so this one is probably thekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097464908267995742004-10-10T22:19:00.000-05:002004-10-10T22:21:48.266-05:00Get the wah-wah pedal ready
This sounds like the beginning of a cheesy porn plot.
Girl wins right to share locker room with boys.
It's all fun and games until someone gets gang raped.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097268648423039692004-10-08T15:48:00.000-05:002004-10-08T15:51:44.913-05:00Pothead porn
There's a site for every fetish. This one is for guys that want to see girls getting stoned. I was more interested in the gas mask bong. That's some fucking ingenuity.
420 girlskillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097106981270677372004-10-06T18:52:00.000-05:002004-10-06T18:57:40.110-05:00Cleansing
That last picture was fucking gross, so here's something better to cleanse the porn palate.
Pictures from rayfresh.comkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1097106430673959422004-10-06T18:45:00.000-05:002004-10-06T18:47:10.673-05:00Yeah, flex that shit.
For some reason this reminds me of when the Warner Bros. cartoon charcters would see a hot chick and their hearts would stretch out of their chests.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096949456394466892004-10-04T23:08:00.000-05:002004-10-04T23:10:56.393-05:00Did you really need all that porn?
CNN.com article
If I was this guy, I would consider this a sign from god. A truckload for fucks sake.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096838108437185462004-10-03T16:04:00.000-05:002004-10-03T16:15:08.436-05:00Once again, I've been proven right.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
independent.co.uk articlekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096653136336737342004-10-01T13:50:00.000-05:002004-10-01T12:52:16.336-05:00I've been slipping on my porn posts lately
Here's a good one to make up for it. She doesn't have an ass, but she's still hot.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096563055183388912004-09-30T11:27:00.000-05:002004-09-30T11:50:55.183-05:00The flaws of common man
I got in a discussion with a coworker the other day about the upcoming political election. In my mind she represents the common American. She has a high school education, a couple kids, is divorced, and is in the lower middle class. She doesn't have much time to educate herself about the issues, so most of her knowledge comes from the candidate ads and the minute of CNN killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096521028113237222004-09-30T01:06:00.000-05:002004-09-30T00:10:28.113-05:00More Bush flip flops
I'm bored with the whole flip-flop thing. It's a stupid term for narrow minded people. So here's a link to Bush's top ten flip flops. I'll be glad when the election is over with so I don't have to hear fucking flip flop anymore.
CBS News articlekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096520582345852932004-09-29T23:52:00.000-05:002004-09-30T00:03:02.346-05:00Hail to the King of Late Night
We can all rejoice, as in a few scant years Jay Leno will relinquish his Hitler like grasp on the Tonight Show and hand the show over to Conan. Letterman has his nights, but Conan consistently delivers. I hope that NBC doesn't try to rein him in and ruin what make him special - the controlled insanity.
Pimpbot- classic.
Talking heads - classic.
Walker, Texas killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096508581751814002004-09-29T20:24:00.000-05:002004-09-29T20:43:01.750-05:00Home of the Stupid
I have two things today that both mystified and annoyed me.
1. I go and buy some socks. I get home and open the package. I realize that the package has one of the Ziplock resealable things on it. This raises two questions in my mind. First, why do I need to reseal socks? Second, why the fuck do I need to reseal socks? It's plagued me all day.
2. I get a new PS2 controller killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096419955004926262004-09-28T20:04:00.000-05:002004-09-28T20:05:55.003-05:00Picture of the day
It captures my general frame of mind lately. Even for me, I've been outspoken.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096228189499059142004-09-26T14:45:00.000-05:002004-09-26T14:49:49.500-05:00Florida's new flag
I swear the state is suffering some sort of cosmic punishment. This last hurricane did a U-Turn to hit the motherfuckers.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096064297821541082004-09-24T17:14:00.000-05:002004-09-24T17:18:17.823-05:00The love of my life...ALICE
There's this great AI program that I had some fun fucking with.
For your own ALICE conversation
Human: What is your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: Is transparent also your favorite color for your clothing?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Human: Who the fuck is lucy?
ALICE: Try using more polite language.
Human: who is Lucy?killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096064042161536972004-09-24T17:12:00.000-05:002004-09-24T17:14:02.160-05:00Not my kind of hero
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1096063942257204952004-09-24T17:07:00.000-05:002004-09-24T17:12:22.256-05:00It's a new world
I like that France is the asshole.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095953492148291462004-09-23T10:24:00.000-05:002004-09-23T10:31:32.150-05:00Them crazy Muslims
I wouldn't have believed this story unless I read it on a source like Reuters. A woman in Iran tried to get a court order to restrict her husband to only beating her once a week. I guess that's just long enough for the previous bruises to heal.
I know what you're thinking, she's kind of asking alot, isn't she? Her husband has the same opinion. This is my quote of the year killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095953067984570872004-09-23T10:21:00.000-05:002004-09-23T10:24:27.983-05:00More strange piercings
Here a link to more fucked up piercing, a couple of them I've seen and maybe posted before. Some of them look a little photoshopped, but whatever.
Piercings linkkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095891071737642862004-09-22T17:07:00.000-05:002004-09-22T17:11:11.736-05:00More strange keywords
Here's some more keyword that people actually typed in to find my site.
Camel hump pussies - People with a sexual thing for camels continue to be the bread and butter of this site. Despite the fact that I have never once posted a picture of a camel.
Molsting - I have no idea. I looked it up in the dictionary and there's nothing. The obvious assumption is molesting, but I killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095890688225440252004-09-22T17:01:00.000-05:002004-09-22T17:04:48.226-05:00Bumper sticker goodness
I was driving home from work today, and saw a bumper sticker that read, "This is Bush Country!" I'm always at my most vicious coming out of work and the first thing that popped into my head cracked me up. I decided it deserved a little hot photoshop action. So here it is.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095890472814279882004-09-22T16:46:00.000-05:002004-09-22T17:01:12.816-05:00Script reviews are for hypocrites
The Scorched Planet has a review of the Drew McWeeny draft of Clive Barker's Dread up. This is a review of a script by a guy notorious for reviewing scripts under the moniker Moriarty at Aint-It-Cool-News.com. He's the same guy that had their previous web host shut the site down for reviewing another one of his scripts. That's right, a man that reviews scripts killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095537472814965982004-09-18T14:47:00.000-05:002004-09-18T14:57:52.813-05:00Sales and Marketing people need to kill themselves
I really hate commercials. They've fucked up my movie theater experience, now it's fucked up my referring links. I had a perfectly good array of silly ass things that brought people to my site. Now one has come to my attention that is just too much.
andrewforman.blogspot.com
I shit you not, the title of the blog is "Marketing and the Meaning ofkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095468231982262672004-09-17T19:41:00.000-05:002004-09-17T19:43:51.983-05:00I love skimpy bikinis
Here's a link to a bikini contest. They're not wearing much, which is the way I like it.
Mostly bikinis, some titskillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095465793025468192004-09-17T19:01:00.000-05:002004-09-17T19:03:13.026-05:00Viva la Planet
The Scorched Planet rises once again from the legal ashes. Fucking lawyers.
The Scorched Planetkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095310566366685342004-09-15T23:48:00.000-05:002004-09-15T23:56:06.366-05:00More bullshit lawyers
Scorched Planet has once again gone offline because of legal issues. No word yet on why the lawyers decided to harass the web host. They don't have the balls to go after the site. They would rather go after the people that have nothing to do with the site. It is kind of like arresting Jeffrey Dahmer's parents, but Dahmer being innocent. I had been looking at iPowerWeb as a killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095286849083644632004-09-15T17:19:00.000-05:002004-09-15T17:20:49.083-05:00Concealed weapons
This link is to a PDF of the FBI's concealed weapons guide. My personal favorite is the crucifix knife on page 17.
FBI concealed weapons guidekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095189962682006282004-09-14T14:25:00.000-05:002004-09-14T14:26:02.683-05:00Lesbian yoga
Don't ask, just click.
Some Italian sitekillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095137656455285922004-09-13T23:44:00.000-05:002004-09-13T23:54:16.456-05:00More bizarre referring links and keywords
Some odd Brazilian or something site that I got a few hits from, probably off the random button.
http://regos--indomaveis.blogspot.com/
I have no idea about this one. Somebody with a Mona Lisa fetish?
http://fluffylemurs.blogspot.com/
Here's the exact list of keywords that people have used to find my site from search engines:
pudge rodriguez statue - killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1095028663511186802004-09-12T17:35:00.000-05:002004-09-12T17:37:43.513-05:00More porn
Here's a link to some Asian girls, most with big tits.
TokyoTopless.comkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094952131837326392004-09-11T20:21:00.000-05:002004-09-11T20:22:11.836-05:00Evolution
We took a wrong step somewhere in the evolutionary process. I'm officially jealous.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094914494861887852004-09-11T09:48:00.000-05:002004-09-11T09:54:54.863-05:00More porn
One of the sites I visit on a regular basis is yourdirtymind.com. Both of the following link are off of there.
Some people get caught fucking on camera, and then realize it.
Don't look up
A video of some girls flashing their tits. Good tits, but why would I post it? Watch the little kid in the background. Little dude needs to learn to control himself.
Discovering the joys of killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094744812636094282004-09-09T10:37:00.000-05:002004-09-09T10:46:52.636-05:00Liberal conspiracy
I'm convinced God is a democrat. That's why all the hurricanes have been hitting Florida. He's trying to weed out all of the idiots that couldn't figure out how to use the voting machines last election. It's that, or he's just really pissed at Disney. This of course, is all conditional on him/her/it actually existing.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094744234729411382004-09-09T10:30:00.000-05:002004-09-09T10:37:14.730-05:00The Lucas Strikes Back
Fucking George Lucas definitely messed with the Trilogy again. The only good thing that I have to write about it is that he at least compromised on the fucking Greedo thing and now him and Han shoot at the same time in the Cantina in the first one.
Here's a great write up at Film Threat
I swiped this from Walt because it's just damn funny.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094687600322867022004-09-08T18:52:00.000-05:002004-09-08T18:53:20.323-05:00One of my favorite pictures
This one is a classic.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094685960083792162004-09-08T18:20:00.000-05:002004-09-08T18:26:00.083-05:00I found myself a new career
Here's a science article I found through Fark. Normally I would say this is boring shit, but I found this quote:
The range got its nickname because, in normal use, experts fire chicken carcasses at a test target at varying speeds to simulate a direct bird-strike during flight.
Who gets to shoot the chickens? I want that fucking job. Besides operating the gun, I wouldkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094685563295483382004-09-08T18:15:00.000-05:002004-09-08T18:19:23.296-05:00Stick it up your ass again
I love stories about guys having stuff they shoved up their asses removed. A fetching read every time.
Excerpt from the Taipei Times:
Doctors remove beer bottle
A man with the habit of inserting odd objects into his rectum was admitted to the emergency room of National Taiwan University Hospital yesterday. Doctors spent two hours removing a bottle of Taiwan Beer he killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094685299036244082004-09-08T18:08:00.000-05:002004-09-08T18:14:59.036-05:00Some hot pictures
Frances is fucking hot.
See Frances here
And Ivan is... oh fuck it, they're just pictures of hurricanes, but they're cool anyway.
Space pic of Ivankillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094611698086027482004-09-07T21:45:00.000-05:002004-09-07T21:48:18.086-05:00Bouncy bouncy
I've seen this before a long time ago, but it's still gross yet oddly fascinating.
Beach bouncing videokillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094510720605144562004-09-06T17:44:00.000-05:002004-09-06T17:45:20.606-05:00A better use for scooters
This is a much better use for a scooter.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094421103868447472004-09-05T16:28:00.000-05:002004-09-05T16:51:43.866-05:00The epitome of laziness
I've seen kids buzzing around lately on these fucking electric scooters. They look like this:
The scooter has always seemed fucking gay to me as it is. It's always seemed like it was for people to fat and stupid to skateboard. This just proves me right. That motion to push with one leg was far too much effort. The lazy little bastard kids needed a motor to push them killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094226852150518432004-09-03T10:42:00.000-05:002004-09-03T10:55:42.913-05:00Bush's habitual flip flops
I hate that stupid flip flop talk, and Bush did more of that in the speech he gave last night. Bush isn't one to talk. Here's the evidence.
1. Social Security Surplus
BUSH PLEDGES NOT TO TOUCH SOCIAL SECURITY SURPLUS... "We're going to keep the promise of Social Security and keep the government from raiding the Social Security surplus." [President Bush, 3/3/01]
...killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094176054762615622004-09-02T20:46:00.000-05:002004-09-02T20:47:34.763-05:00Picture of the day
This picture begs the question, why?
Snake charmer guykillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094139153833790162004-09-02T10:28:00.000-05:002004-09-02T10:32:33.833-05:0050 Cent is a wanker
I have a whole new respect for the English.
Link found via Attu.blogspot.comkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1094138520373362912004-09-02T10:03:00.000-05:002004-09-02T10:22:00.373-05:00Not that they care
The Republican National Convention is progressing the same way that I'm sure everyone thought it would. They're praising themselves and the job they think they've done, and throwing mud at Kerry in regular intervals. They need to get more creative, though.
This flip-flopper thing is just fucking stupid. I'm tired of hearing about it. Kerry has changed his mind in the past, andkillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093902036417312632004-08-30T16:38:00.000-05:002004-08-30T16:40:36.416-05:00Porn for today
I don't post enough porn. I don't know how this girl can bend her neck back that far. Not that I care.
killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093653574828232702004-08-27T19:12:00.000-05:002004-08-28T15:06:28.823-05:00Moving, eventually.
I've decided that in the next few months, schedule permitting, I'm going to buy a real domain name and move the site.
Blogger has been good for starting out, but I want to do some things with the site that I can't do now. I want to have a better way to get to the old site material, which all needs to be reformatted because the type is too fucking dark.
I want to have more killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093644742832975562004-08-27T17:05:00.000-05:002004-08-28T15:06:10.926-05:00Video of the month.
The video on the link is by far one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Some chick decides to make a webcam video telling some guy she likes, who already shot her down once already, why he should date her. She keeps babbling incessantly through the whole fucking, and it all comes to a glorious climax when she starts humping a wall. No lie. It's the first post in killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093641191355654252004-08-27T16:11:00.000-05:002004-08-30T16:41:23.083-05:00Stick it up your ass
Here's a site that's always good for a laugh.
Weird anal insertion x-rayskillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093570063487110862004-08-26T19:48:00.000-05:002004-08-26T20:27:43.486-05:00Stupid old people
I go into the grocery store today to get a loaf of bread. I have to go out of my way to get to this grocery store, because the one close to my home has the driest excuse for bread I've ever tasted and goes stale and molds in like two days. I hate going to the other grocery store because something stupid always happens to me, and today is no exception.
I'm in the aisle to get killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093531986251859212004-08-26T09:44:00.000-05:002004-08-30T16:42:51.356-05:00Those crazy Germans
The band Rammstein has made an obviously anti-American video for one of their songs. I've always thought that German was one of the goofiest fucking languages, and this song is no exception. It is a decent tune, though, if you like stuff like that the way I do. The link was sent to me from my man Scurvyhore. There's some great little clips in here, like the pow-wow and the killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093529982074493002004-08-26T09:17:00.000-05:002004-08-26T09:19:42.073-05:00More bikinis
More pictures have been posted at my favorite bikini website.
WickedWeasel.com bikiniskillerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093294934100473062004-08-23T16:00:00.000-05:002004-08-23T16:02:14.100-05:00I think someone's trying to get out
That's an odd place for a random hand. That's a fucking awesome bikini, though.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689793.post-1093294741579145822004-08-23T15:55:00.000-05:002004-08-23T15:59:01.580-05:00Lack of a sense of humor
Here's a great article.
Ali G's Throw the Jew Down the Well trouble
Perhaps these over sensitive pricks should ask the Jew that was fucking singing if he was offended by it. I saw that episode and it was fucking hilarious.killerideahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18092068967905104959noreply@blogger.com