Thursday, January 06, 2005
What the fuck are you doing here?
The new site is getting all the updates from here on.
AnotherMillionMiles.com
AnotherMillionMiles Message Board
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Friday, December 24, 2004
Human resources people are evil
I've been fucked over by my fair share of human resources people in my day, so a letter like this cracks me up. They're one step below sales and marketing people, in my opinion. The whole purpose of their job is to fuck company employees out of as much money as possible to save the company money, while torturing new applicants in interviews for positions they know nothing about.
Web Producer applicant response letter
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Greed, greed, greed
I won't go on a rant about the materialism of Christmas, or even the bastardization of the meaning of the holiday. Instead I give you this:
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Merry fucking Christmas
It's nice to see Santa Claus still loves his work:
Letters to Santa with replies
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Thursday, December 23, 2004
Where the fuck have I been?
I've been making the new site. I've been threatening to do it for forever, so I might as well carry through with something for once.
The new joint: Another Million Miles.
The link to the new message board is on there, or click here.
I'll leave the link to the old board up for a couple of days, then make the switch on here. Not long after that, I'm going to pack up my emotional shit here and move the blog there also.
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Friday, December 17, 2004
That's bullshit. Well, close enough.
This makes every bone in my bastardized tree hugging body quiver in delight.
CNN article on a turkey crap power plant
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Mommy, what are you doing with the Easter Bunny?
The Easter Bunny loves strap-ons
Earning more chocolate, perhaps?
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Monday, December 13, 2004
Japanese people are fucked up
I had no idea that there was a demand for Michael Jackson blow up dolls, much less one dressed like Santa.
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Friday, December 10, 2004
There's so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to start.
Wal-Mart sued over Evenescence lyrics
My favorite quote(Emphasis added):
"I don't want any other families to get this, expecting it to be clean. It needs to be removed from the shelves to prevent other children from hearing it," said plaintiff Trevin Skeens of Brownsville.
Skeens said he and his wife, Melanie, let their daughter buy the music for her 13th birthday and were shocked when they played it in their car while driving home.
The girl is 13. If they don't get a grip on reality soon, they'll have to when the bitch comes home pregnant.
Plus, they're trusting a corporation for something. Isn't it abundantly clear corporations are evil fucks?
And finally, they're letting their daughter buy Evenescence. Evenescence. I can't even go on. That's enough of a crime.
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Thursday, December 09, 2004
Ephebiphobia
Too many people have cellphones. I'm fucking tired of it. It's nothing more than a digital leash.
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Well, that's done.
I finished San Andreas. It would have been done earlier if I hadn't fucked around so much. Why do something with a goal when it's so much fun creating mayhem?
I'm going ahead with my previous plans to move the site. The new domain is already bought and the site and board will be up in the next couple of weeks.
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Friday, December 03, 2004
I love them bikinis
More great bikini pictures.
Malibu Strings - Mindy
Malibu Strings Competition
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Fun in the Sun
More naked women. What can I say, I'm lazy lately.
Crazy college chicks
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Saturday, November 27, 2004
Nothin' but a G-thang
I have been playing San Andreas non stop for a month now. It's eating my fucking life. What a great game.
The guy that made this guide has been my hero for the last week.
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